Yup. His name is "Penio." And he's getting a sex-change so he can look like Lady Gaga. He's doing this in hopes of furthering his music career. No more Penio.
09/09/2010 12:00:00am
Jessica Simpson "Fat" Pictures
Here we go again. Poor Jessica Simpson. Bloggers and tabloids just wait on her to put on a couple extra pounds then jump all over her. Here are the latest pictures that have everyone saying "ohhhhh looook she's faaaaatt." I think it's terrible that if a girl doesn't look like a twig "she's fat." I support Jessica's curves. That's my 2 cents.
I think I gained 19 pounds just looking at Denny's new Mozzerella Stick Sandwich. Starting in 2 weeks (August 24th) Denny's will start serving this sandwich. It's a grilled cheese with the cheese melting all around four fried mozzerella sticks in the center. Serve it up with a side of fried butter and the Paula Deans will be flocking to Denny's in droves.
09/09/2010 12:00:00am
Rihanna has some ghetto tattoos. First the ear tatt (which already looks like it was drawn on with a pencil) and now a neck tattoo?? Nobody mess with Rihanna or she will shank you. I actually semi-like the new tattoo which says "rebelle fleur," French for "Rebel Flower."
PS -- Rihanna has been going to the same hairdresser that does Ronald McDonald's hair. Very very chic.
09/09/2010 12:00:00am
Teri Hatcher No Make-up Facebook pics
Here is the brutal truth... and I applaud Teri Hatcher for having the guts to post these. No special lighting. No make-up. No photoshop. She says: "Decided I'd shoot myself to reveal some truths about 'beauty' and hope it makes you all easier on yourself." Again... very very cool of her... still... I think I may vomit a little bit.
No syke. This car runs on poop. And it has a charming name: "The Dung Beetle" or "The Bio-Bug."
A car powered by methane gas has been created by a team of British engineers.
The vehicle named the 'Bio-Bug' is run reliably on biogas, which is produced from human waste at sewage works across the country.
Excrement flushed down the toilets of just 70 homes is enough to power the pioneering VW Beetle car for 10,000 miles - the equivalent of one average motoring year.
More pics of Justin Bieber & Kim Kardashian together!!!
Remember all those pictures of Justin Bieber and Kim Kardashian together about a month ago which sparked rumors of an odd romantic relationship between the two? Well... mooooorrreee piiiiccctuuurrrresss!!!
(And OK. We now know it was all for a magazine photoshoot. So no worries, Beliebers, they're not creepily together.)
Brad & Angelina's $40 Million Mansion
Poor Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, living in poverty conditions and all. I mean their house is only 18,000 square feet and has a mere 15 bedrooms. How can they exist??? I feel terrible for them. I think I'm going to send them 10 dollars.
Oksana Grigorieva "Beautiful Heartache"
This morning there was news that Oksana and Mel Gibson were having another legal battle -- this time over the release of Oksana's new CD, which she cannot distribute unless Mel signs off on it since he was executive producer and co-wrote the music. I remember hearing something about her being a singer at some point... but seeing that story this morning felt like 'oh man, she's trying to make a quick buck off her exposure during this train wreck." Then I searched for her music to hear how terrible it was and found this video. I thought it was going to be a big pile of suckage. And while I don't particularly like the song very much... it's not bad. In fact I know a lot of people who, not knowing who this was, would probably like it. I'm surprised and disappointed that it wasn't funny-bad.
(By the way, Mel directed/produced the video too:)
Tree-Man: This guy is half-man and half tree!!!
OK... slow news day, so, look at this crazy video I just came across!!! And by no means am I claiming to have "discovered" this, seeing as 18 million people have viewed this video before me. This guy is half-man and half-tree!!! This is not going to help my hypocondriac ways.
Lady Gaga's boyfriend is gross!
Lady Gaga is the most popular entity in music right now. She could easily buy get any guy she wants right now and she chooses........ this guy. I'm sorry for being judgemental but, EW!
He's not wearing joke mullet wig or glueing hair trimmings to his chest to be funny either.
They were in Texas on Monday having a pool party and making out and stuff.
Again I comment: EW!
She banned sex for her and all her dancers while on tour. Maybe she's ensuring she doesn't break the rules by dating a soggy mop.
Justin Bieber - chased down on a segway in Arizona
Justin Bieber was almost eaten by rabid tween fans the other day in Glendale, Arizona. And a giddy dad caught the whole thing on tape. Justin was teasing the hormones with a game of "you can't catch me" on a segway. They almost did. Best line from giddy dad: "Don't grab him!" Behold:
Bob Barker on Drew Carey's hosting skill
Wonder what Bob Barker thinks of the job Drew Carey is doing hosting his baby "The Price Is Right?" Sure it's something kind, respectful, and complimentary? Think again. Click on Bob below to hear what he says about Drew's hosting skill:
OK... ok... he's not heading to the REAL slammer. Probably heading to catering actually. This pic was taken on the set of CSI where Justin is doing a guest spot on the show.
But you know he must be thinking: "so this is how Lindsay Lohan feels, hmm?"
09/09/2010 12:00:00am
Pink Ghandi mysteriously showed up on the front gate to actress Halle Berry's LA home yesterday. The police were called to investigate, which I think was a silly move... she should have put that gate up on eBay!!! (OK fine -- maybe graffiti isn't as miraculous as Jesus toast... whatever. Now I'm craving toast.)
Lindsay Lohan's new pre-prison tattoo
Before she went into the clink, she decided to get some ink. Here's a shot of the new tatt, which didn't get finished due to that pesky jail sentence.
It's of a girl with her eyes closed. Lindsay decided on the design because "she liked the innocence of the girl."
Maybe Mel Gibson will get a tattoo of a happy magical pony on his lower back next.
Paris Hilton: Topless in Italy
So that's what desperation looks like. As the world focuses on Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton has been busted abroad for marijuana 2 times in the last month and was seen sunbathing topless right under the noses of paparazzi in Italy yesterday. Seems she'll do whatever it takes to keep some of the limelight.
Katy Perry SMOKIN' in a bikini!
Literally... smoking... BOO! She hit a waterpark yesterday wearing a bikini made for an action figure and took a smoke break with her crew. Waterslides and Winstons. Gag.
See photos below. The belly button was removed completely on the cover. (In a video of the photo shoot the belly button was fully visible over her highly pulled shorts.) Then in the pic with the bow and arrow they moved her belly button way up! The belly button was moved to just below her ribcage! Awkward placing. Germans love David Hasselhoff and they obviously love their Photoshop too.
Justin Bieber: Comic Book Star
Justin Bieber is not yet legal (back down creepy cougars!!) and he already has a biography coming out. But not a boring literary work on his life... no... his life story will be told in 32 pages, in the form of a comic book. And here's your first look of a Stan-Lee'd up Bieber:
Get your Bieber Comic this October.
09/09/2010 12:00:00am
Pink Injured During Aerial Stunt In Concert! Shocking Accident Caught On Tape!!!
Pink was going to do some aerial moves duting her encore of "So What" last night in Germany but instead (because she wasn't properly fastened into her harness) was flung into the barricade in the front of the stage. It was a scary moment... but the Pinkness is OK and took to her Twitter page late last night to confirm: "Ok all my lovers out there- nothings broken, no fluid in the lungs, just seriously sore. I made that barricade my b*tch!!!! Thanx nurnberg:"
Another piece of proof that Pink is an invinsible cyborg. WARNING: There ARE a couple obscenities in the video posted below:
i have a weird problem I need to resolve. My boyfriend doesn't know, but I have an identical twin sister and we've BOTH been dating him for the past year. My sister has a boyfriend, and we've both been dating him too. This all has been going on since last May. It started as a joke but we just never stopped. Then, I was getting sick in the morning a lot last week so I took a pregnancy test, and it came up positive. I haven't told anyone... even my sister... and I don't know what to do. Or whose baby it is! What should I do? I know I did this to myself, but I need advise! HELP!!!
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