Freaky Dave!

Breaking Dawn Baking Dish--Personalize your very own baking dish with great sayings from Twilight.

Breaking Dawn My Little Pony Wedding Set--Isn't everything just better when it's said through Ponies.

Twilight Edward Wig--The boy's hair was the butt of everyone's jokes and eventually became so popular he got his own generic "Night Time Romeo" wig.

Team Charlie T-Shirt--"No one Forks with the Chief of Police" Except Me! We love Charlie and his Magnum PI mustache.

Twilight Sex Necklace--Carry around a fake image of Bella and Edward's first time around your neck.

Glow-In-The-Dark Edward Face Soap-Why?

Bella Inspired Deodorant--Now your pits can smell just like Bella's pits.

Cullen Car Cover-For the vampire driver in all of us.

Any And All of The "Covered In Feathers" Merchandise--After Bella and Edward rub nasty bits for the first time ever, Bella blacks out. She then wakes up and is all "why am I covered in feathers?" Edward's response was that he got so carried away that he bit a bunch of pillows.

Glitter Lube--Once sold at Hot Topic, this lovely sparkly lube is actually Robert Pattinson's favorite terrible thing to come out of his Twilight movies.

Bella Swan Diorama of Bella Playing Herself at Chess--It makes about just as much sense as Bella's reasoning. Such a great centerpiece and it's only $150.

Twilight Panty Party--Ever since the release of the horrifying Edward Twilight Panties, the underwear market has been hot, hot, hot for some cold, cold vampire lovin.

Reusable Twilight Baby Diapers--For tiny super fans.

Twilight Condoms-They'll put a logo on just about anything.

Obsessive Cullen Disorder necklace-If you wear this you need help.

Cullen Flat Iron--To make your hair just like his!

Edward Body Pillows--Yep, there's more than one. Choose from the Edward body pillow that you can straddle, or the one with manila pillow arms. Never sleep alone again.

Baby Renesmee--The demon spawn of Edward and Bella.

Edward Tampon Case--Crack open Edward's felt head and shove your lady items down his neck.

Imprinted T-Shirt--So everyone will know you now belong to a werewolf and he has left his mark on you.

Twilight Embryo Ornaments-Where will it end?

Edward Doll With Steve Buscemi Eyes--Made entirely of dryer lint, possibly - the creepiest thing about this doll are his sad, sad eyes.

Jacob's Ashes--Carry around the cremated remains of your favorite shirtless werewolf.

Twilight Jeans-You'll be the coolest person on in your house.

Butter
For baking, cooking and most things fancy butter can make a big difference. European butters user higher percentages of butterfat, creamed more slowly. Natural butters tend to melt in a silky way and do better in sauces.

Soda
A lot of people will say that name-brand sodas are so much more overpriced and that you are just paying for the name. Everybody has tried to recreate Coca-Cola and it's proven nearly impossible. These flavors (or the flavors from whatever your favorite soda may be) are forever in your taste memories so they're hard to replace.

Ketchup
Unlike the many varieties of mustard, there is just one specific kind of ketchup and for most people, that's Heinz ketchup.

Makeup
You might find some nice makeup remover, cotton pads or Q-tips but when it comes to products you use on your face, off-brands rarely last as long or give the "color payoff" of the pricier brands.

Diet foods
Low-cal or low-carb foods can already be touchy in terms of taste and it's a risky bet to try out some generic brands for products like Lean Cuisines, which have expertly come up with the right mix of foods and flavors.

Processed cheese
Generic-brand cheese just don't cut it. The string cheese/slices are mushy and specialty cheeses often pack more flavor.

Beer
Seriously? Don't even try. Walgreens debuted a variety for 50 cents a can, which reviewers trashed. Don't have high hopes for the other cheaper options.

Spaghetti sauce
With some stores' generic brands you'll probably end up with some pretty mild-flavored tomato sauce. Save yourself the disappointment and go for Bertolli or Classico.

Dish detergent
Generic cleaners may mean having to run each of your loads through a few cycles, compared to some of the high functioning powders and packets that clean dishes so efficiently.

Salsa
Oh, you wanted flavor and heat in your salsa? Better try a brand name.

• Heart Disease, odds: 1-in-5
• Cancer, 1-in-7
• Stroke, 1-in-23
• Accidental injury, 1-in-36
• Motor Vehicle Accident, 1-in-100
• Intentional Self-harm (suicide), 1-in-121
• Falling Down, 1-in-246
• Assault by Firearm, 1-in-325
• Fire or Smoke, 1-in-1116.
• Natural Forces, 1-in-3357
• Electrocution (accidental), 1-in-5000
• Drowning odds, 1-in-8,942
• Air Travel Accident, 1-in-20,000
• Flood, 1-in-30,000
• Legal Execution, 1-in-58,618
• Tornado, 1-in-60,000
• Lightning Strike, 1-in-83,930
• Snake, Bee or other Venomous Bite or Sting, 1-in-100,000
• Earthquake, 1-in-131,890
• Dog Attack, 1-in-147,717
• Asteroid or Meteor Impact, 1-in-500,000
• Tsunami, 1-in-500,000
• Fireworks Discharge, 1-in-615,488

• The Delayed Hangover -- You wake up feeling great and believe you've dodged a bullet, only to get unexpectedly flattened in the afternoon.

• The Near Death Feeling Hangover -- These are the hangovers where you literally feel like you might die.

• The Still Drunk Hangover -- There's a gray area between being drunk and being hung over. Don't worry. You'll stop being drunk soon and start being very, very hung over soon enough.

• The Don't Look Down Hangover -- These dizzy hangovers are brutal because they make it tough to move around and function. You might as well climb into bed and wait for it to pass.